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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:41

Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?
Still no good.
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
What is the best time for conception?
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Bucheron and Myriel’s Karyn Tomlinson win James Beard Awards - Star Tribune
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
What is the XXX XXX Keerna Kappor video?
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts